Well the athiest have picked their idol. Here is a picture:
Their saviour has finally been unearthed. Athiest all over the world are rejoicing, the triumphant entry of their monkey king proves that there is no God to judge them. Praise be to the primate prince, who died and was buried and 1,716,675,000,000 days later was found still dead hanging on the wall of an art collector, all to prove that there is no such thing as sin. Now when anyone tries to hold you to a higher standard just point to the proof (with your middle finger), there is no standard for truth (other than this monkey which serves as the sole standard that there is no standard).
Do you not understand? Are you intellectually unable to see the significance of this monumental monkey? That's ok, just submit your will and the lapses in your intellegence to those elite minds among us who will give you constant assurances that this monkey is infact as magnificant as they claim. Surely submitting to the sovereignty of an intellectual elite is preferable to the personal auto-determinination practiced in centuries past. Look at the monkey and marvel, hear the words of the PHD's and know with joy that there is no God.
"The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries." - David Rockefeller
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Jesus or monkey bones?
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Pretty pathetic isn't it?
Answers in Genesis has comments about the topic as well. www.answersingenesis.org/go/ida
Blessings,
Penny
Humm...just because there seems to be more "evidence" supporting evolution doesn't mean that that same evidence is trying to say "look at me! I'm part of this whole great process people call evolution and therefore I'm one more reason why people should believe there isn't a God"! Why couldn't God have created the process of evolution? That in no way makes him appear any less awesome or powerful. I know plently of educated Christian's who believe in evolution and in no way praise the Lord less. Yes, as Christian's we are called to live by faith, but if you really want to get into how the EARTH was created, there is a lot more evidence siding with Evolution than in the story in Genesis.
There are big problems with God using a process called evolution.
a) It's not what He said He did, the Bible says we were created in His image. 6 days, a day to rest and all that. It's what it says, we use that as the standard, and then measure reality by what it says. We don't measure the Bible by what we think we perceive reality to be. And yes this is objectively possible through the work of the Holy Spirit.
b) It nullifies the gospel. If we evolved and weren't created as the Bible says, then we never existed in a perfect state in the presence of God, as the Bible says. In other words if we evolved, then we didn't fall from grace. If we didn't fall from grace then we don't need a savior. If we don't need a savior then the Cross is pointless. If the Cross is pointless, then Christianity is a lie and should be resisted and fought against.
c) It not only makes God less awesome and powerful, but it makes him cruel. Because he slaughtered his son to forgive us of sin, and if we evolved then we can't be held accountable for our sin. Making the crucifixion of Christ just a gory display of a trite and mean super being. More of a cosmic bully than a loving God.
So the really smart people out there who want to latch on to evolution while still entertaining the idea of God really just have a problem with the authority of scripture. In other words they are not worshiping the God of the Bible, they are worshiping a god who is subject to the standards of reality set forth by man. A God bound by man's intellectual ability to perceive reality is really no god at all.
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